Bloomers

 

source here

The Bloomers list



A very brief but sillily-amusing collection of interesting absurdities, for an explanation of which see 



Amelia Bloomer on May 26


but note that this post only includes people who have “things” named for them, not buildings unless they are very significant like the Tates, and definitely not streets or we would be Indexing most of the A-Z of street-maps world-wide


Louis-Antoine de Bougainville in full bloom on Oct 26


General Burnside could use a bloomin' haircut on May 23


Anders Celsius is too hot to handle on Feb 22


George Eastman, with Kodak on July 12


Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit is pre-empted by Sanctorius on Feb 22; born on May 14 (though some say it was the 24th); converts to Celsius on Nov 27; and is expurgated from Ray Bradbury’s “Fahrenheit 451“ on Dec 6


Leonhart Fuchs trails from very thin vines on Oct 26

 

Richard Jordan Gatling, firing round after round on Nov 4the patenting of the gun is on Dec 5


Joseph Aloysius Hansom is making his way slowly through the traffic on Oct 26


Charles Mackintosh is dressed for rain on June 17 (what a shame John Hetherington called his a "top hat" and not a "Hetherington" - see January 15)


Vyacheslav Mikhaylovich Molotov
, blown up into a cocktail on Aug 23


John Montagu, Earl of Sandwich, lunching on Nov 3


Joel Robert Poinsett is flowering nicely on Oct 26


And one building: Henry Tate can now be found in four galleries around the UK; start in Pimlico on Feb 20


No, changed my mind, I shall boycott all of them (which is why you won’t find him on any date, but only here, and will have to look him up for yourself: Captain Charles Cunningham Boycott the full name)

 

In addition, the "Dorothy Parker wasp", which has a particularly sharp sting, the "Melville Whale", a mythical creature much pursued by tearful blubberers but not yet actually handkerchiefed, and "the Attenborough CGI", are jestingly posited on Oct 26


And I could of course include links for critic Harold Bloom, and James Joyce’s Leopold and Molly – but that would constitute a bloomer



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